For many of us dancing has become almost a free-for-all activity with dance floors just a few steps removed from being mosh pits. The idea of having a designated dance partner is relegated to the slow dances where a girl’s arms are around a guy’s neck and his arms are around her waist. If it […]
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Another Friday morning respite as Mr. Collins enjoys turning over the soil in his dear garden. I am afraid after reading his appalling epistle to our benefactress that I can no longer bear the sight of her “whipping boy.” But today, I shall be more happily engaged. For last week as Miss Anne de Bourgh […]
This was the letter first found by me (Charlotte Lucas Collins) as I tidied Mr. Collins’s study one day when the housekeeper was occupied elsewhere and Mr. Collins was attending to his garden, watching for any news that he might be the first to convey. To my dearest Catherine, How I long to call […]
Should it ever be discovered by anyone other than myself and the parties involved I cannot think how the ramifications might bury us all, but I am getting ahead of myself. Let me begin with who I am. I am Charlotte Collins, daughter of Sir William Lucas. I am wife of one Mr. William Collins current […]
I never in my life saw a man more intent on being agreeable than Mr. Elton.
Today, We are featuring some of the top 5 funniest, saddest, oddest things that Mr. Collins and Charlotte share in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
Dear Mr. Collins, As a financially stable young man, my nearest relations have urged me to marry.